Malaysia prepares to go to the SUN? A joke by David Wong

here goes the tale...

There was a UN session on space programme abd as the subject if of ultra important, most countries were represented by their top leaders and scientists. The session was not reported by the media because of the sensitive issues regarding space-wars programmes and suspected terrorists involvement on some Eastern blog countries.

The US and the Russia and China were represented either by their President or Chairman but as our PM is busy honey-moon-ing, we sent our most senior politician there, and who else is more fitting than our Uncle Sammy! At least the name sounds like Uncle Sam of the US, what a brilliant idea by Ong Ka Ting of the MCA.

Anyway, the UN session started with the SG who speaks English with the heavy Korean slang about world peace and how to use the technology know-how to promote foods and to pronounce war on global warming.

The Russian, Pudding then blasted on who was the first people in space and boosted about almost 2000 trips into space for the last 50 years.He further challenged the US not to develop the space-war programme initiated none other than the 3rd-class actor, Mr. Read-gain.

That got the Cowboy Bush's brain burning like a hamburger on the grill, he told the delegates there that the American was the first to set foot on the Moon or else there would be no M00n-walker, would it? He further accuse the Usama gang of buying technology shares in Bleak-water , the cowby firm who had secure contract to kill in Iraq bla bla bla...

The" Who" guy from China was really pissed off by the Rude Pudding and Cowboy Bush, he stood out and told them in no uncertain term that the Chinese have celebrated the Moon Cake festival for thousands of years and wonder loudly where were the Russian and Yankie then. He told the delegates that China 5000 years history and untold number of fairy tales have proved that the Chinese are the sons of the Dragaon and thus the Emperors were "Tain-Zhi" in ancient China and the space is no big deal for the sons of the dragon. He got full support from the Japs and the Korean, they share the same ancestors, or didn't they? The Japs PM whom i can't remember because he was in office for less than a dozen months promised that his Emperor's army would do more from now on.

They were so busy and they ignored the presence of our Malaysia Boleh's representative, who was at that point 'dark-faced' like the wok i have at home. They can't see the difference though because everyone knows Uncle Sammy is our very MIC chief. He stood up and combed his inplanted hair with his claws and shouted 'attention!, may i have the floor now!'. The delegates were speechless and really took aback by this guy from Malays-land of SE Asia.

Uncle Sammy fist told Uncle Sam's representaive, the Cowboy Bush to listen and told the Pudding that just because Malaysia paid 3.4 bilions just to send a handsome traveller into space doesn't mean that Malaysia is stupid. He said' the race to space has just started !' Malaysia will be the fore-runner in 10 years time and that the US, the Russia and the Chinese will have to acknowledge Malaysia has the most heroic vision. Cowboy Bush stood up and challenged "what do you mean? You actually thought that you can beat us in the space-race?Hahaha.....The Who guy from China also joined in and smeared at Uncle Sammy.

Uncle Sammy then shouted into the microphones "Malaysia has started a programme called "project Matahari" or in your language "the sun project".

"We are going to the sun in 10 years time, you heard me now, don't you?"

The whole assembly fell dead silence and the face of the Cowboy, the Pudding and the Who guy turned pale with the rest of the members fighting for oxygen. The impact was done and the whole world now pay its fullest attention to the Malays-land.

Seconds past before the rude Cowbot jumped up again "how the hell can you go to the sun? you will melts even before you get close!" "pure bull shit!" shouted the Pudding. "Bu Ke Nen, said the Chinese Who.

Uncle Sammy was real proud then and shouted

"you idiots, we will go to the Sun at Mid-night!"

Our Malaysia Boleh spirit was finally understood by the leaders of the world from that day on...

David Wong

DAP Sarawak publicity sec.

11-10-2007