Sunday, February 3, 2008

Heaven and hell

Repost from Malaysiantalk.com. It was one of the finest stories that i came across lately. What a story that was and how the author uses heaven and hell to compare the treatments the rakyat get during campaigning and after the poll.

Vote Wisely Posted by The 4th party on February 03, 2008

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle ofa green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the mostexpensive food there is.Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it' s time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They havea good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now chooseyour eternity."

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and puttingit in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."

VOTE WISELY IN THE COMING ELECTION

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Know what we call YB? Not Yang Berhormat but Yang Buaya or Yang Bodoh, that is how much we respected these jokers. They are either Corrupted or Stupid in the eyes of the general public.

The name of the game of politics is "Bodoh, semuanya duit" or "stupid, it is all because of money." Votes can be bought,soul can be sold, flesh means nothing and honesty is deadly.

Why do you think DAP losses most of the time? Not because people did not support your cause, it is because there are more who are willing to "trade" than those who are with principles.

Even church goerers and God worshippers and pastors are part and parcels of the BN campaign,Amin.

The PM is coming to Sarawak on the 11th of Feb., so the BN political parties and their cronies have to "force" or "buy" people to welcome him at the airport and show him how popular he is. It is a Show and many becomes the lousy actors in the plays. And of course the media will be there to "capture" them and broadcast them in the papers the day after.

Anonymous said...

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."

Aiyam forgets that he has to be reincarnated. So if it is good works, he will be a human being come next life. If he is up to hanky panky now, he might have to reborn as a rat, who knows ? Whichever form he comes back again, he will say " ayam kambing back again "

RTM's what say you puts up a challenge. New faces as political soldiers. Speakers were a journalist, a Barisan Nasional YB, a Gerakan member and a DAP, with the host. How sure can we be that these new faces would not do wrong ? Afterall, these new faces are as human as the old faces.

Anonymous said...

Ayam Kambing Duan, heard about that story?

I really have to take my hat off to those creative mind who can think of political jokes with humor. Jokes like that really touch the heart of many.

The 4th party ought to be given credit for his/her good work.

Anonymous said...

Not a joke. It is real. Only Tun Doctor Mahathir knew that ayam kambing back means I am coming back.

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